
As the train left the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric and I'm on the train." "Yes,I know it's the six-thirty and not the four-thirty, but I had a long meeting"."No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss". "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure; cross my heart".
Fifteen minutes later,he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough; so she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed".
Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.